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On July 8th, at 4.59PM, All hell broke loose. Recent reports from the associated press have revealed the global launch of [AK]Blog.
We've recieved millions of emails in reaction to this event, and would like to share a few of them with you:

Rufus "the Rat" McGee from Ottawa, Canada writes:

This is an outrage! First the sponsorship scandal, then the Homolka fiasco, now this?!! It's enough that we have lunatics running our country, what we don't need is loonies running their own blogs!! I KNEW I should have voted green! Stephen Harper eats Babies!!!

David "the dude with the stache" Small from Washington writes:

In reaction to this, I think America should do what it always does when we don't know what to do.
Bomb the bejeezus out of 'em, all of 'em! That Ought to do it!

Vladamir "Vodkaman" Kalashnikov from Moscow wites:

I agree viz Mr. Small! In communist Russia death solves all problems! No man, no problem!

One word can perhaps summarize the sentiments of the international community: Hostility. One can only guess as to what will happen next.